Curse

Knight of Balthazer · Aug 19, 2006, 03:24 PM // 15:24

*to lazy to read the everything since i was gone so assumes that im king of the world and everyone is dead*
*puts on a red towel and a paper crown* stands on bar*
"I'm Teh King!"

I pwnd U · Aug 19, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42

*sips beer*
*flames the king*
*watches the kings ashes fall to the floor*
*puts up impenetrable shield*

Symeon · Aug 19, 2006, 06:50 PM // 18:50

*gobbles through the pile of food*
*ends up with a load of food he doesn't like*
*throws the food around at random drunkards*
*crawls around, stomach aching*
*drags a random drunkard down by his feet and vomits over him repeatedly*
*wipes mouth*
*downs 10208301 beers, 299384 vodkas and a whisky*
*passes out*

I pwnd U · Aug 19, 2006, 07:39 PM // 19:39

*sips beer*
*waves at king*
"requests on tunes?"
*plays random tune*

heist23 · Aug 19, 2006, 08:05 PM // 20:05

*throws around some Molotov Cocktails and casts Mantra of Flame*

MrGuildBoi · Aug 19, 2006, 08:08 PM // 20:08

-walk outside-
-call cops-
-run home-

I pwnd U · Aug 19, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10

*lets cocktails feed the flaming shield*
*sips beer*
*keeps playing random tunes*

heist23 · Aug 19, 2006, 08:14 PM // 20:14

*throws some more molotovs and grabs a vodka*

I pwnd U · Aug 19, 2006, 08:16 PM // 20:16

*contuines letting molotovs feed the firey power of my shield*
*sips beer*
*stops playing due to tired hands*

heist23 · Aug 19, 2006, 08:22 PM // 20:22

*throws a spear at pwnd's general direction and continues to get more drunk*

I pwnd U · Aug 19, 2006, 08:27 PM // 20:27

*watchs spear disenegrate in the flaming shield*
*chuckles*
*sips beer*

heist23 · Aug 19, 2006, 08:30 PM // 20:30

*mumbles something*

*throws a water balloon at Symeon's passed out body*

Dobermann · Aug 19, 2006, 08:33 PM // 20:33

*orders beer and puts nitric acid in, then passes it to I Pwned U*

*turns on mp3 player and listns to The Hurricane, Bob Dylan*

I pwnd U · Aug 19, 2006, 08:34 PM // 20:34

*takes beer*
*throws it in Dooms eyes to check for sabatoge*
*sees it eating away dooms face*
*gets new beer*
*sips beer*

Dobermann · Aug 19, 2006, 08:41 PM // 20:41

*Takes flamethrower and torches I Pwned U cos he didnt drink the Nitric Acid*

*Then draws a Rocket Launcher blows a hole in the ground, drops the bartender in hole and grabs 2 bottles of beer and smashes them both over I Pwned U's flaming Cadava, thus igniting his corpse even more, resulting in the bar burning down*

*yells, to all ppol surviving "COME ON MEN TO THE NEAREST BAR!"*

I pwnd U · Aug 19, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51

*watches dobermann kill his flaming clone*
*shrugs*
*sips beer*

Dobermann · Aug 19, 2006, 08:55 PM // 20:55

*complains with slurred speach*

yoooou louuzzee *hic* peez o' **** u took ur time replyinggg u noooob

*leavs bar, jumps in a tank, rams way into bar, waits for someone to produce an anti-tank gun*

Dobermann · Aug 19, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00

*leaves bar cos ya so slow replying*

"Cya'll laters"

I pwnd U · Aug 19, 2006, 09:04 PM // 21:04

*sips beer*
*sees a spammer in the making*
*shrugs*
*goes back outside the OT to post*

Opeth11 · Aug 19, 2006, 10:50 PM // 22:50

*eats some fr00t l00ps*
*mixes beer with milk*
*goes to the bathroom*
*doesn't come out*